Wednesday, March 30, 2011

add the butter and whiskey (if you’re using it)...

"irish carbomb cupcakes"

date taken: march 22, 2011

photo by: me


in september 2010, i initiated a project that weds my desire to re/connect with my friends with my desire to share sugary pastries with the world. i called the project "random acts of pastries." the goal was simple: to develop and strengthen my existing friendships by sharing something small and special with my friends. i figure that giving someone i care about a batch of cookies or cupcakes i had slaved over gave me an excuse to sit down with them for a few minutes, catch up, and ideally make further plans to reconnect in the near future. and they (hopefully) get to enjoy an unexpected yummy treat. so why not just pick up the phone and call? because i have limited space on my desktop and unless i have lunch with you once a week, i'm terrible at keeping in touch. and what's wrong with just baking cookies for my closest friends, the people on "the resuri panel"? well. nothing. in fact, many of the people on the panel get a cut of whatever i'm baking anyway. the point of the exercise is to nourish the friendships that have fallen to the margins, which, for me, is the vast majority of people i actually do care about. but do i really care about them when i don't even think about them until some randomizer spits out their name to be cupcake or cookie recipients? yes, often and fondly. i just have difficulty taking the time to catch up with everyone i care about (they are large in number), and honestly, i feel embarassed for losing touch in the first place.

enter facebook, the method by which i passively observe what is going on in the lives of the people i care about. i periodically weed out the people i don't really know or care to know, and i've gotten better about not adding people i don't care for, who have likely added me out of curiosity with no genuine interest in knowing me. well, in the words of my people, "fuck that." facebook has provided me an easy system to select cupcake recipients. out of my 500+ friends, i simply select my victims at random using the number randomizer at random.org, and selecting the friends who correspond to the numbers spit out (friends are arranged by alphabetical order). once selected, a person becomes ineligible to receive pastries in the project for one year. friends who are not on guam are automatically disqualified, though i am interested in starting a random act of cookie giveaway for off-island friends.

so if i've been doing this since september, why haven't i posted about it earlier? because i've been a bad bad bear. but baby, i'm trying to change.

this month, in honor of my black irish heritage, i decided to make cupcakes inspired by my favorite insensitively-monikered alcoholic beverage: the irish carbomb. to those of you who have never had the pleasure, this drink consists of 2/3 of a pint of guinness (or other irish stout), and a shot glass filled with a half jameson (irish whiskey) and half baileys (irish cream liquer). you then drop the shot glass into the guinness and chug that sucker down. it's delicious, tastes like chocolate milk, and it fucks you the hell up if you drink two of them on your 28th birthday, five minutes apart. or so i hear.


unlike the cocktail, these cupcakes were surprisingly refined. the flavors were distinct and rich. quite possibly my favorite chocolate cupcake that i've made. ever.

theoretically the guinness in the cupcake and the whiskey in the ganache both cook off, but the baileys in the frosting does not. though the quantity is small, methinks that makes this an adult cupcake. i wouldn't serve it to my 2 year old nephew.

so here's the recipe, modified from smitten kitchen:

Chocolate Whiskey and Beer Cupcakes with Baileys Frosting

Makes 20 to 24 cupcakes


For the Guinness Chocolate Cupcakes 1 cup stout (such as Guinness) 1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter 3/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder (preferably Dutch-process) 2 cups all purpose flour 2 cups sugar 1 1/2 teaspoons baking soda 3/4 teaspoon salt 2 large eggs 2/3 cup sour cream


Ganache 8 ounces bittersweet chocolate 2/3 cup heavy cream 2 tablespoons butter, room temperature 1 to 2 teaspoons Irish whiskey (optional)


Baileys Frosting (see Recipe Notes) 3 to 4 cups confections sugar 1 stick (1/2 cup or 4 ounces) unsalted butter, at room temperature 3 to 4 tablespoons Baileys (or milk, or heavy cream, or a combination thereof)


Special equipment: piping bag (though a plastic bag with the corner snipped off will also work)


Make the cupcakes: Preheat oven to 350°F. Line 24 cupcake cups with liners. Bring 1 cup stout and 1 cup butter to simmer in heavy large saucepan over medium heat. Add cocoa powder and whisk until mixture is smooth. Cool slightly.


Whisk flour, sugar, baking soda, and 3/4 teaspoon salt in large bowl to blend. Using electric mixer, beat eggs and sour cream in another large bowl to blend. Add stout-chocolate mixture to egg mixture and beat just to combine. Add flour mixture and beat briefly on slow speed. Using rubber spatula, fold batter until completely combined. Divide batter among cupcake liners, filling them 2/3 to 3/4 of the way. Bake cake until tester inserted into center comes out clean, rotating them once front to back if your oven bakes unevenly, about 17 minutes. Cool cupcakes on a rack completely.


Make the ganache: Chop the chocolate (i used chocolate chips--no chopping necessary!) and transfer it to a heatproof bowl. Heat the cream until simmering and pour it over the chocolate. Let it sit for one minute and then stir until smooth. (If this has not sufficiently melted the chocolate, you can return it to a double-boiler to gently melt what remains. 20 seconds in the microwave, watching carefully, will also work.) Add the butter and whiskey (if you’re using it) and stir until combined.


Coat the cupcakes: Let the ganache cool until thick but still soft enough to be piped (the fridge will speed this along but you must stir it every 10 minutes). This is where I deviated from smitten kitchen. Instead of filling the cupcake as the original recipe called for, I dipped them in the ganache, creating a pretty coat of smooth chocolate under the frosting (see photo). no doubt these would be mucho delicioso with chocolate filling, but believe me, this method was easier and prettier, and there is plenty of goodness everywhere to satisfy the most ravenous chocoholic.


Make the frosting: Whip the butter in the bowl of an electric mixer, or with a hand mixer, for several minutes. You want to get it very light and fluffy. Slowly add the powdered sugar, a few tablespoons at a time. By adding the sugar slowly, you get a smoother, less chalky taste to your frosting.


When the frosting looks thick enough to spread, drizzle in the Baileys (or milk) and whip it until combined. If this has made the frosting too thin (it shouldn’t, but just in case) beat in another spoonful or two of powdered sugar.


Ice and decorate the cupcakes. I used a large round tip and topped this bad boy with a chocolate-covered espresso bean.


buon appetit!

Sunday, March 20, 2011

change my pitch up

screw facebook. after much deliberation (read: sitting on my ass, watching too much House Hunters international on HGTV), i have decided to reclaim what little remains of my brain from the zombieland that is Facebook, and temporarily eschew microblogging in favor of actual blogging, which is infinitely more creative and satisfying. be prepared for an onslaught of violent cupcakes, photos, and music that will dig into your core and shake it like i'm mad at your mama.

Prodigy - Smack My Bitch Up

Monday, November 15, 2010

the safest place to hide


"chapel"
date taken: march 6, 2009
photo by: me


this post is a half-truth.
i don't feel guilty at all.

taking back sunday - makedamnsure

Thursday, November 11, 2010

you're not so bad when we're alone

"precarious"
date taken: february 7, 2009
photo by: me
subject: drunken jenga!

after listening to this song about 400 times or so the past two weeks, i think it's safe to say i like it enough to share. if you know me at all, one listen is all it will take for you to recognize that this is exactly my kind of jam.

the sample is instantly familiar. "hello it's me" by todd rundgren is an old favorite of mine, as it reminds me of soulmate number 4 (wutup henry!) who had some mild obsession with the old skool, possibly because he is old. smiley face. anyway, back to the song. "hello it's me" has been covered by everyone and their mama, at least in the R&B genre. the isleys. brian mcknight. john legend. all of which is particularly awesome because todd rundgren is literally a male lady gaga: white, scrawny, and constantly wearing strange costumes.

this song takes the original sample and spins it. instead of a man wistful for erstwhile love, and expressing uncertainty about the end of the relationship and the possibility of rekindling, this song is about a relationship long over, but continued between the hours of 1-5 a.m. on the weekends, if you catch my drift. there is some gentle expression of regret, bitterness, and feigned indifference, like it's totally functional and healthy to wake up to each other on sunday mornings and avoid eye contact everywhere else.

the thought has crossed my mind before, but the answer is always a clear no. if we're not together, i gotta keep my physical and emotional space free of clutter, you know, in case john cusack shows up.


tv girl - if you want it
todd rundgren - hello, it's me

Sunday, November 7, 2010

isn't that enough


"working hands"
date taken: may 15, 2010
photo by: me
subject: kenny

i don't know what it is about 2010, but rather than easing into the quiet calm of fall, my playlist this year has run amok with tense electronica. it's possible this is just what's available, but far as i can tell there is no dearth of the acoustic folk that rounded out the list of my hype obsessions in previous years. it's possible i've just ignored or repressed this side of me for so long, this year has served as a kind of grandiose coming out.

this year i am wearing my hair messy. i am swimming in the ocean after the sun goes down. i am wearing those lime green, patent leather heels and i really do love them. i am eating with my hands and it's delicious. i'm not trying to be contrary. my colors are brilliant, and i just don't feel like hiding them anymore.

crystal castles - not in love (feat. robert smith)

Thursday, November 4, 2010

right on time and timeless


date taken: august 3, 2008
photo by: me
subject: the austins


there is just something about that cee lo green, isn't there?

Cee-Lo Green - Old-Fashioned

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

heading for the final precipice

date taken: april 29, 2010
photo by: me
subject: switchfoot on guam

see. here's the problem with taking a break from blogging. when you get back in, you end up posting stuff out of order because really important stuff takes precedence. i can't believe i almost totally forgot to blog about switchfoot.

when my little brother domo first told me switchfoot was playing, i rolled my eyes. he ain't exactly the poster child for reliability. but he came through!! sneaking both me and bffff LGR into naval station for a free switchfoot show was possibly the nicest thing he's ever done for me. maybe the only nice thing he's ever done for me. just kidding. i'm sure he's done one or two more nice things. just kidding. mostly.

anyway, switchfoot was exactly what i needed. inspirational but not jesusy. i'm not entirely sure if their music went over so well with the military crowd they were playing to, especially when they started preaching about peace. their encore was a combination of a sublime "dare you to move" and an interesting cover of the beastie boys' "sabotage." though i tried to get video, the sound isn't so great because I was standing right next to the stage.

the show was outdoors, on a patch of grass across from the Navy Exchange, it was all ages, and it was free on account of NEX appreciation week. AND the band took pictures with absolutely anyone who wanted a photo after the show, which i thought was pretty classy.

"dare you to move" will always be my favorite song of theirs, but this song was certainly memorable.

Switchfoot - Yet (Live)

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

everybody know who i am

one of the reasons I've been totally MIA since August is because I was asked to be the Commissioner of the Marianas Variety Fantasy Football league. It's the first year of the paper's league, and I put a lot of work into it, especially up front, setting up scoring and schedules, and writing bi-weekly articles for two leagues that will compete in Week 18 for the ultimate prize for any fantasy player: a trip for two to the superbowl.

sadly, being commissioner has kind of taken some of the joy out of the game for me. i've been neglecting my outside league, which i'm also the commissioner of. i'm not eligible to win the trip, so it's not like i can talk *too* much shit. and people are constantly calling me out 'cause i'm not the stereotypical fantasy player (i.e. i was born without that defective Y chromosome, i'm not morbidly obese, and i don't live in my mom's basement).

i don't want to get sidetracked too badly, because this IS a music post. randy moss just got waived from the vikings yesterday, and the runner at my office clued me in to this decent mashup aired on ESPN. it's not on the blogs yet, but i don't see why not.

and to my homie randy, though i do truly believe you are crazy (in the clinical sense), i believe in your talent, and i feel your pain. godspeed.


Thursday, October 28, 2010

because you're mine

date taken: august 29, 2010
photo by: me
subject: at the bachelorette

this is my favorite halloween song. it's moody, obsessive, and unlike the novelty halloween joints, it's dead serious, pun intended. to me, the nina simone cover of the screamin jay hawkins original is the seminal version of the song, mainly because nina simone simultaneously enchants and scares the crap out of me, which i think may be the point of the song. when she says "you're mine," i'm not about to argue with her. she sounds like she could do something crazy if i said no, like get me drunk, throw me over her shoulder, carry me down to her basement and lock me up for days till i acquiesce to her unreasonable demands, all of which make her so damn attractive.

anyone who denies it is lying. there is something about them crazy bitches.

Friday, October 22, 2010

and so it is...

i know i haven't posted anything in a while. the obvious excuse would be to say that i am "busy," but that wouldn't be entirely accurate. it would be more accurate to say that i am keeping busy. i feel like i'm transitioning into a new stage of my life where the risk and adventure of youth are slowly yielding to the grace of adulthood. and i MISS it: the craziness, the lost sleep, the adrenaline. but begrudgingly, i admit this grown up stuff kind of suits me. i have never really known how to be anything but a lady. an awkward, dorky lady, but a lady nonetheless.

i've been trying on a lot of new hats lately, trying to figure out what i care about and what i'm willing to part with. i like blogging. i think i'll keep my blog and its 10 followers (suckaz!).

i guess this is me sort of renewing my vows.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

sift together sugar and green tea powder...

date taken: august 20, 2010
photo by: me
subject: green tea cupcakes


i made these for supper club. the theme was sushi night. i ended up using two kinds of green tea powder. the one i tried first was in the batter, which didn't come out green enough. take my word for it, spring for the matcha. it's worth it. this was very cool, not too sweet. and they were so cute, i almost wanted to name them and make them all matching dresses.


(recipe made about 28 cupcakes, just spray tins with pam and bake for 15 minutes. i put the frosting into a zip lock baggie, cut the tip and swirled away).

enjoy!

Monday, August 16, 2010

oh love, stay here with me

date taken: august 11, 2010
photo by: me
subject: jamie


the blues is not something you feel.
the blues is something you know.
-- m.h.







Thursday, August 12, 2010

but i still dreamed of you

"think of something you wish for"
date taken: august 11, 2010
photo by: me
subject: the lovely jamie


one day at a time. one foot in front of the other.
and maybe i'll get somewhere eventually.

just not today.





Saturday, August 7, 2010

combine beef and pork in a large bowl...


date taken: august 2, 2010
photo by: me
subject: all-out insomniac's cooking extravaganza meatball subs


i haven't been sleeping all that well lately, just my annual anxiety marathon. about a week ago, i went on an all-out insomniac's cooking extravaganza. i made a jackfruit pie (it was aight...), a boca negro cake for my friend's birthday, bread dough for baguettes, and meatballs.

the grand plan: meatball subs.

they were fairly successful, and i'm thrilled to report there are more meatballs in my freezer just waiting to be cooked up. and since we all know i'm moderately obsessed with baking bread, i expect i will have meatballs subs on the regular.

since you already have my baguette recipe (just split into 3 loaves...), here's the meatball recipe i use. veal is not easy to come by on guam, and this recipe is delicious half beef and half pork. also, i baked these instead of frying. 350 for 45 minutes.

bon appetit.



starting with the blue batter...

date taken: august 5, 2010
photo by: me
subject: rainbow cupcakes


these were cute and sweet and took only slightly more effort than usual. for people willing to take an extra 3 minutes to get a smile out of almost anyone. mine don't turn out exactly like they do on bakingbites, but i assure you there are still adorable.






Friday, August 6, 2010

one thing i'm missing


Monday, August 2, 2010

i won't let this happen

date taken: june 7, 2008
photo by: me
subject: ronnie's setup

i feel like i haven't slept in 3 d a y s.





Saturday, July 31, 2010

blend in butter with your fingertips...


date taken: july 25, 2010
photo by: me
subject: southern mango cobbler

easy enough to make and ooey gooey. just like peach cobbler, in fact all i did was substitute mango for every instance the recipe said the word peach. also substituted butter for the shortening and doubled the cornstarch. used 2 mangoes in this recipe, which would have fit perfectly into a 9x9 square pan. serve with vanilla ice cream...

southern mango cobbler (remember, just substitute the word "mango" for the word "peach")

just remembered that a lot of people are mango stupid. here is how to cut up a mango properly.



cover and let rise in a warm place...



date taken: july 31, 2010
photo by: me
subject: rosemary baguette

i make baguettes with regularity, on average 3 times a week. sometimes when i want to be fancy i'll do something special with them like put cubes of pepperjack in there, or in this case, some rosemary. fresh is best of course, but i used dried here. follow the recipe below and sprinkle rosemary over dough before rolling and the second rise.

i made this one for my tuesday night buffy-the-vampire-slayer-DVD club. i may just make it again this tuesday. it smelled so good...



ugh. i totally forgot i had to modify this recipe because i don't have a bread machine. believe me, you don't need one. mix 1.5 tsp. yeast (or one packet of yeast) with 1 tbs. of sugar and 1 cup of water. supposed to be lukewarm water, but on guam, everything is lukewarm :-D. Let the mixture sit for about 5 minutes (this is called "proofing" -- waking up the yeast). Then mix in 1 tsp. salt, and 2.5 cups of flour (mine always requires about .25 cups more). Then let it rise. This is the first rise, you cover it in either plastic wrap that is sprayed with cooking spray, or a cheesecloth, which in my experience is more traditional but not as sanitary. Then pick up at number 3 in the recipe. Kapeesh?

drop by heaping teaspoonfuls...


date taken: august 1, 2010
photo by: me
subject: white chocolate macadamia nut cookies

these seemed like there were too many chips/nuts for the amount of cookie dough, but they baked beautifully. they still don't beat out chocolate chip cookies in my heart of hearts, but they ain't bad for the occasional tryst.